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WORST BALLET SHOW EVER

Yesterday, I watched a super boring Nutcracker ballet, which the tickets were $200 for, which was totally overpriced. There was so much dancing, I had to force my self through it. There was too much dancing I thought in my head !@$@#@#@#@#!@#$@$#@&*#^&&%^&*(^$%^&^ every time a new dance came. Which is why I’M NEVER GOING BACK TO THAT PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fortune-Telling Zodiac Divination Stuff

This kind of personality has a date. March 21 to April 19. The first sign is Aries, and this sign thing or whatever it’s called is basically described as restless, or energetic, and you get the idea. Their natural athletes and they don’t plan ahead. They just do something the way it’ll go and they don’t plan ahead or get stuff complicated. They do one thing. Stay simple and keep their lives uncomplicated. The events that are happening right now in the present times are like the most essential stuff to Aries. Aries people love to do new stuff, and they’re pretty much A.D.H.D. They always want to know what they want, and they want the info fast all the time, which pretty much also describes them as impatient. They like doing stuff on their own, and don’t like to get bossed around. They’re always up for a challenge, and well you get the idea. So Aries people are like people who have an energetic, impatient, independent, and challenging spirit. They’re also quite immature.

This date is April 20 to May 20. The next is Taurus, and their personality is sorta like suck-up. They work as hard as they can. Their kind can be relied on easily and you might think their all good and stuff. Don’t. They are occasionally lazy and that makes them almost perfect which is like 99.9% on a test, but still, their okay and reliable. Basically, their almost perfect but their laziness prevents it.

Thirdly, we have Gemini, which is the zodiac sign of both my older and younger sister. The date May 21 to June 20 and the personality kind of strikes my 2 sister’s personality 100%. They like collecting info, which is easy to relate to, since my older sister LOVES gossip. She gossips at lunch, school, and possibly EVERYWHERE. They’re quite curious, and like to stick their noses into other people’s business, and they’re witty. They’re easily bored if they don’t have any thing to tinker around with and that’s probably it.

For Cancer, the date is June 21-22 to July 22-23. They’re kinda WAY self-defensive. You even sorta say one thing to a person he cares about, well, he or she’s gonna beat you up pretty badly. Basically, they’re WAY too sensitive.

I’m tired of writing all this so I’m gonna end it here, and I’ll write more tomorrow. I NEED TO REST! I’M NOT A ROBOT!

Halloween Stinks, Sucks, and Is the WORST THING EVER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD Which Seriously Bugs Me A LOT, Which I TOTALLY Hate

My Mom said that if I didn’t write anything new on my blog, she would take me to Ocean Park and get tickets for the night, creep me out, and basically TORTURE me. So I’m writing this stuff. Normally, going to Ocean Park at night wouldn’t scare me so badly, but as I mentioned in another post, after I watched Pay the Ghost, she said she would take me there just to get me kidnapped and FYI, the ghost-lady-person-creepy-thingy-which-is-totally-freaky only kidnaps kids that are 7-8 years old, and I’m 8. How wonderful. Right now, it’s up to her to decide whether she’s gonna ambush me, or not. Anyway, if she’s gonna ambush me I’d be hoping I could go Super Saiyan and escape. I’m 100% positive that won’t happen. I’ll just make myself hope I get kidnapped and die and don’t know I got kidnapped and just die, which is just awesome.

If you don’t believe me copy or use this link below:

http://www.westword.com/arts/five-reasons-why-halloween-sucks-right-now-604810

BEST SERIES OF BOOKS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The best book series EVER is A Series of Unfortunate Events written by Daniel Handler AKA Lemony Snicket. There’s 13 books, although the series started in 1999 and ended in 2006, so I’m basically being obsolete. But so what? Some people still read Harry Potter and that started in the 90’s and ended in the 90’s. Some people still read Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, and that’s from the 1700’s hello? But still, A Series of Unfortunate Events is still the best. In my opinion. or it may be a fact.

(BEST $%&#@*^ SERIES OF BOOKS IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!)

I also got all 13 books on my Kindle.

3 Things I Would Wish For If I Had The 7 Dragon Balls

ALL THIS STUFF!!!

The first thing I would wish for is that I had ALL of Marvel and DC’s  BEST comics organized by each character,  so I wouldn’t have to go to waste any money to buy bad ones without knowing it. And I wouldn’t have to look one by one to see which ones are Wolverine’s or X-Factor or any other cool hero.

The next thing would be nukes, weapons, AK-47’s, Snipers, shotguns, cannons, TNT, dynamite, explosives, and a laser gun! I would use this stuff for EMERGENCIES only. But maybe I’ll keep the laser gun with me all the time for “self defense.”

The third thing would be unlimited cash in my wallet. I NEED more cash. I’ll turn some to charity, some for toys, some for a estate, some for a cool car, (Maserati, Alfa Romeo, Lamborghini, Ferrari, etc.) and my own pool.

 

School’s UNFAIR!!!

On Thursday, October 8, 2015 I got in trouble, for punching someone. You know why? A 5th Grade kid plucked some of my snack, threw it on the ground, and laughed. She tried to do that again, so I shoved her, she kicked me, I punched her. Then she laughs again, which equals no harm. Unfortunately, she tattles. She doesn’t mention what she did, and just said I punched her 5 times. How did she know I punched her 5 times? I had no idea. Also, if it actually hurt, she wouldn’t have counted how many times I punched her. Plus, she must have acted that I punched her HARD (I punched her she laughed. Never punched hard. I didn’t do this :

and I don’t know how to do that either. If I could, I’d be living in paradise. Too bad I’m not.)

On Monday, Oct 12, 2015 I’m supposed to see the vice principal to talk about this thing. My dad forwarded an email that my teacher sent to him, and it didn’t mention one thing, not even one bad thing about that BLEEP 5th Grade kid. If I could only combo her like this:

yay

And that would be AWESOME!!! Only if I could…… WHICH I CAN’T!!!!!!!!!! Which is totally

Which makes me

 

Scariest, Worst, Dumbest, Ghost Movie I Watched Yesterday

Yesterday I watched “Pay the Ghost”, VERY DUMB MOVIE, and my mom says it’s for kids. She has gotta be kidding me. I didn’t fall asleep until 3:00 AM, so how in the world is it for kids? Also, I didn’t dare go to the bathroom after that. I always freak out when it comes to ghosts. I’ll give you an example. On a Troy episode, when he did a graveyard trick I didn’t dare go ANYWHERE!!! I didn’t even dare to put my feet dangling from a sofa! Watching that dumb movie was my dad’s idea. I say,”IF I FREAK OUT ON A MAGICIAN SHOW THAT’S FOR FAMILY, HOW DO I WATCH A WAY CREEPY GHOST MOVIE?????!!!!?!?!?!??!!?!”

(Why call it Pay the Ghost? Call it something CREEPIER so parents won’t get kids to watch it and everybody would be FINE!! Dang.)

What I Would Do If I Could Turn Into Super Saiyan God

If I could turn into Super Saiyan God, the first thing I would do would be basically mess around and play with it. I would because Deadpool (One of the coolest superheroes!!) says that with great power comes great irresponsibility.

The second thing I would do is fly to any other planets and correct other scientists and make them look dumb, and make me look AWESOME, which I already am. Maybe. I am probably. Okay, back to the topic.

 

 

The funnest thing would probably be chaos! Testing out superpowers on useless buildings (like school. Dude, there is something called internet, where you learn stuff, HELLO! You from the 1800’s?) and replace the “useless’ stuff with awesome stuff! Like theme parks, toys, spy stuff, colleges (like special ones, e.g. MIT, which is almost the only cool school on Earth) and a bunch of other stuff for kids. (What? Kids deserve more!) The entire Earth is gonna be much better with this.

 

Yesterday Was The Best Day EVER!!

Yesterday was so awesome!! I watched Hotel Transylvania BEFORE October 1, where it was supposed to be released to  the entire Hong Kong! The whole story is about Mavis (Dracula’s daughter) marries a human, named Jonathan. They have a kid named Dennis, who Dracula calls Denisovich  as his vampire name. Dennis can’t ever seem to get his fangs out or can turn into a bat. Even with the help of Frankenstein, Wayne the werewolf, Murray the mummy, or Griffin the invisible guy. Mavis invite’s Vlad, Dracula’s dad, who he hates, to help Dennis turn into a vampire. Vlad uses his powers to possess “Kakie” one of Dennis’s favorite things, but Dracula turns it back to normal. Mavis, Jonathan, Dracula, and Vlad all start arguing and Dennis runs away. Everybody starts looking for Dennis, but nobody finds him. Suddenly, Bela one of Vlad’s demons attack Dennis and taunts him and teases him until Dennis was furious. He summoned up all his anger and his fangs popped out! He roared and injured Bela. Bela called up all his friend demons, and started attacking Dennis, but Dennis turned into a bat (although there was still small poofs of red hair on his head) and started beating them up. With the help of Dracula and Mavis, the vampires beat up all the demons. Dennis WAS a vampire! That was why yesterday was the best day EVER!!!!!!!!

I’M SO BEHIND ON TV!!!!

I’m so behind on  Dragon Ball Super!! There’s currently 12 episodes, and I’m ONLY on episode 4!!! Not even half. Barely half. Goku doesn’t turn into Super Saiyan God. It seems like he never does. Fortunately, in the theme song part, it does show Goku turning into Super Saiyan God. But guess what? Goku is like a weakling compared to Beerus or Bills or whatever. It’s like Beerus gives Goku one tap, and Goku passes out. I’M NEVER GOING TO REACH EPISODE 12!!! IF I DO THAT’D BE WHEN THERE’S EPISODE 60,000,000,000,000,000,000!!!